I needed your heart to love me only."
- There was this ADORE-able cat just chilling on the counter at the
shop I had my moped repaired at (I was paying for the services they’d
provided). I find most cats to be very stand-offish, but this one was
unbelievably sweet. As soon as I approached the counter, it brazenly
came up and meowed so sweetly. Really regretting not snapping a
photo of it…
- Getting the kickstarter fixed on my moped and cutting it on the for the
first time in forever without any difficulty
- Arriving at work and learning that Super Creepy Manager finally got
fired (the day all of the female employees & I have been desperately
- After my shift, I headed (on foot) to Walgreens to get some cigarettes,
when this SUV passed by me and this guy stuck his head out the
window and shouted, “HEY, JEWEL!” And because I wasn’t wearing
my glasses (therefore rendering me basically blind), I responded,
"I can’t see who you are, but HI!" It turned out to be one of the few guy
friends I have with whom I occasionally speak to via Instagram. He has
some hot friends, three of which I’ve crushed on at some point.
(Talk about a wingman)
Wow, you seem upset… Wanna talk about it?
Wanna cry about it? Wanna have sex about it???
[While we were still in the store (Chipotle)]
Mom: You didn’t get to see your guy.
Me: Yeah, I gotta tell you something about him.
~After we were out of the store~
Me: According to Jhayla, he has three kids.
Mom: That doesn’t really surprise me.
I told you I thought he looked older.
Me: Not old enough to have three kids!
Mom: I’d say at least thirty-three…
Bruises on woman’s leg, Bill Wood, 1953